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The Theseus Rap (Bonus Track)

from A Midsummer Night's Dream by SkyVault

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Once upon a time on a Midsummer's night
There was a scary monster who was ready to fight
He lived in maze, a great big cave
All the heroes tried to fight him but were sent to their graves

Now there was this pretty princess she was stuck in this vault
She'd been captured by the monster though it wasn't her fault
Now who should roll up but my main man Theusus
Rollin' down the block in his dope new Prius

He swaggered toward the monster said, "What's up dude?
In case you haven't noticed, I'ma make you black and blue!"

Thesus saved the princess when he chopped off its head
But our thug gets bored quickly so he dumped her
On an island
In the middle of nowhere

Thesus keeps on rollin', finds an island full of women
He thinks that this is paradise but finds out they will kill him
With muscles to their left and muscles to their right,
They beat'cha to a pulp 'cause they lookin' for a fight

What What, What, What, What!

He thought the queen was fine, but she punched him in the face
He thought the queen was feisty so he took her anyways

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from A Midsummer Night's Dream, released September 2, 2015
Produced by Noah Pearson / Vocals - Kristin Wetenkamp / Group Vocals - Noah Pearson, Zechary Novinger, Jonathan Muroya, Rebekah Novinger

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